The Evil of Fangirls...( yipes!)

It looks like that idiot Hijikata has finally decided to grow some brains and actually formulate a descent plan to try and capture Joi members. I suspect perhaps Yamazaki had a hand in this, but he created a large fandom (much to my dismay) of Joi members in the female moe and love love venue. It seems like Takasugi was the first attempted victim, but I gotta hand it to him, Takasugi is not one who will put up with fangirls of any kind. I do not envy the person who dares to try and paparazzi him or touch him in any way, because well let's just put it this way...

He nearly KILLED me, a close friend, for an unintentional offence against him, and now imagine how he would deal with a complete stranger? much less a stranger who does not respect his NO TOUCH boundary? AHAHAHA! I pity the fangirls who attempt to rouse his anger.

As for myself...

I'm glad I haven't gotten a lot of insane fangirls on my tail and I intend to keep it that way, but I have decided to work WITH this new curveball rather than against it. I decided to visit a younger friend of mine's younger brother Kyouya. Kyouya suggested perhaps to create Joi memorabilia and calendars by using seductive and suggestive poses and such. So I decided how easy could THAT be? Just a picture of me eating a popsickle will be suggestive enough to ward away crazy fangirls at the moment. Gintoki even pitched in no problem 'cause he likes the photo ops.

Police and well... Idiots

So as you can see our latest hideout was discovered but I got away unscathed and amused. That Hijikata and his Shinsengumi swine are naught but small fry in the profound sea of enemies who oppose saving Japan from the oppressive hand of the Amanto. I have now targeted my newest subject to destruction, the drug trade. I recently destroyed a whole Harusame drug ring marketing Crack, Opium, and Tensei kyou from the farthest reaches of the galaxy. Since my old bar in Shimabara district was overrun I thought (by sudden stroke of insanity) for a moment to use the drug trade to expand the Joi, but then my common sense got the better of me. I refuse to become as dirty handed as the Amanto that we are fighting so I instead decided to open a new club. in XXXX location. (Can't give away my hideout... don't wish to be subject to death by Shinsengumi or desperate fangirls)

So now we've opened a new club with far more than before and we also are expanding in the adult entertainment industry. Sakamoto and I got our new server and client and are doing preeettty well. The police still have not caught on to our newest scheme and I've worked on setting up a satellite that reroutes the signal to the server of the nearest police station if the police actually catch on to us (it's amusing it keeps sending the signal to that computer that Kondo owns leaving all the porn windows open on his desktop).

He also is a regular visitor to the website and I left a codeleak on his computer and was able to find out everything he had on the Sonno joi which thanks to my backtracking and mixing things up for the police has not been much information except for what I want him to know. I'd almost feel sorry for them if it had not been for that awful event last week when they covered up a murder of a man in a nasty brawling ring that the tendoushuu started. Luckily I managed to send the anonymous letter to Okita who seems to have the most moral fiber in the Shinsengumi. It looks like the Yorozuya and Shinsengumi both managed to shut the place down but the murder of the man was covered up. Thus I don't feel THAT bad about it... Haha I wonder until how long Kondo will try to fight it before getting a new computer?

Knowing him....

likely never.

The Shinsengumi Commander sure is an idiot isn't he?

Cosplay and Otaku-district

So it has been some time since I posted...not from lack of will, but because well...internet cafes are not the best places to be going to especially if you got those psychotic fools the Shinsengumi tailing you. So Elizabeth helped me rewire our hideout to get Fios. At least now until our new hideout is discovered we can relax and post whenever we want.

So Elizabeth and I recently heard from my old school buddies Takasugi and Sakamoto. They said that Matsudaira has been focusing more on his own petty squabbles with his daughter's boyfriend to notice our latest movements in Akihabara (one of the biggest Otaku districts in Japan). There is just one problem. The people there haven't been taking me seriously whatsoever. They think I am just some otaku dude cosplaying rather than being myself. I tell them that I think cosplaying is ludicrous. I said that they should all raise their swords and take up arms in the name of expelling the Amanto that are subjugating the people in this rotting world. All they say is, "your costume is cool" and " you look just like that Zura guy in Gintama." Can you imagine my disgust? First of all, I'm not Zura, I'm Katsura! Second of all, that Gintoki idiot has made my efforts to recruit very difficult because of his will to become more famous than that Ichigo baka in Shonen Jump!

But to be honest, I figured that exploiting the ignorance of the masses as a way to gain unwitting followers rather than drooling minions may work better than conventional means. Since they think I'm some otaku dressed as an anime character I can easily use that to gain popularity points in Akihabara.