Sunday, October 14, 2007

Police and well... Idiots







So as you can see our latest hideout was discovered but I got away unscathed and amused. That Hijikata and his Shinsengumi swine are naught but small fry in the profound sea of enemies who oppose saving Japan from the oppressive hand of the Amanto. I have now targeted my newest subject to destruction, the drug trade. I recently destroyed a whole Harusame drug ring marketing Crack, Opium, and Tensei kyou from the farthest reaches of the galaxy. Since my old bar in Shimabara district was overrun I thought (by sudden stroke of insanity) for a moment to use the drug trade to expand the Joi, but then my common sense got the better of me. I refuse to become as dirty handed as the Amanto that we are fighting so I instead decided to open a new club. in XXXX location. (Can't give away my hideout... don't wish to be subject to death by Shinsengumi or desperate fangirls)





So now we've opened a new club with far more than before and we also are expanding in the adult entertainment industry. Sakamoto and I got our new server and client and are doing preeettty well. The police still have not caught on to our newest scheme and I've worked on setting up a satellite that reroutes the signal to the server of the nearest police station if the police actually catch on to us (it's amusing it keeps sending the signal to that computer that Kondo owns leaving all the porn windows open on his desktop).




He also is a regular visitor to the website and I left a codeleak on his computer and was able to find out everything he had on the Sonno joi which thanks to my backtracking and mixing things up for the police has not been much information except for what I want him to know. I'd almost feel sorry for them if it had not been for that awful event last week when they covered up a murder of a man in a nasty brawling ring that the tendoushuu started. Luckily I managed to send the anonymous letter to Okita who seems to have the most moral fiber in the Shinsengumi. It looks like the Yorozuya and Shinsengumi both managed to shut the place down but the murder of the man was covered up. Thus I don't feel THAT bad about it... Haha I wonder until how long Kondo will try to fight it before getting a new computer?



Knowing him....



likely never.


The Shinsengumi Commander sure is an idiot isn't he?

2 comments:

Ryouma-kun said...

Oi! what new server? Cha, Cha, Cha... this better not be coming out of my pocket, Casserole-kun...

Fruit Punch Samurai said...

Mah, don't worry, it's not from your reserves, but I didn't pay for most of it...

I stole most of it from Takasugi. Don't tell HIM that or I'm f*ing dead... hahaha! Just joking I paid for it. All of it. (Don't want him hunting me down.)